Bad Movie Ideas

I'm gonna write a horror movie about an evil copier. Set in a law firm. I'll call it Copy Cat or Copyright Law. It'll make copies even thought there is nothing there to copy. They'll be of people's faces. Then that night we will see them murdered. But they'll be alive the next day because the "copy" has come to life. The "Copies" will do evil things including, but not exclusively, making sure the copier never runs out of paper. There will be some GREAT racial commentary when they get into the ink colors in the machine. Black and white vs color copies stuff. And some fun collating puns. A plucky young law clerk, Joanne Wilson, who is also getting her doctorate in education will figure out what's going on. (Based on Jennifer Smith) She'll team up with Chester Xerox the last remaining member of the Xerox family to find out what has possessed the machine. At some point Joanne will say "There are some tribes in Africa who believe that if you take their picture you steal a part of their soul." In the end it will be revealed the chief partner in the law firm is part of Devil worshipping group and they made copies of their "bible" that summoned forth Satan himself. Chester will give his life destroying the machine. When Joanne finally hacks it and it's "copies" to death with a paper cutter she'll mutter "The devil is in the details." As we fade to black the Fax machine will light up. But...it's not plugged IN!

New Cheerios Video

The whole "uproar" about the interracial Cheerios' video would suggest that people are dicks. But I think people are just bored and tired. They have chosen "popcorn issues" instead of real ones. Sure they could agonize over "Are corn subsidies bad?" or "Does poverty lead to obesity?" (Hint: yes on both)  But those are long haul, tiring issues. It's easier to decide (incorrectly) that the US is an English speaking country invaded by furiners, transgendereds and bi-racials who are ruining everything and just be mad... all the time. It is really hard to consider the individual plight of all people and suppose that they, like you, are doing what they can to just exist in this world, causing minimal damage or effect.  It's easier to suppose that everyone is out there to destroy you. The best part of this logic is it plays into both your intense low self esteem and your narcissism. Anyway my point is I think people are good up close and terrible on-line.  And my narcissistic self made this parody video about the Cheerios commercial. I hope you watch! http://youtu.be/m1mltjoGI0w Also I'm learning Spanish on my iphone.

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C

Die Braune und Schmitt ErfahrungS

So Candy and I are doing our show again. This one is very stripped down. No wigs or crazy accents. We made another topless flyer. (If it ain't broke... gross) The flyer has a German theme. We did go to Germany together and eat a lot o' pretzels and drink many a beer but I think we mostly just like the idea of an strange flyer that commits to nothing. We did see a giant vagina on the side of a building in Berlin so.... anyway. I will be a better blogger, I think. 

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C

Canada!

Puppet up! Is going to Toronto. I'm very excited because I'll be there for Halloween. I don't know what a Canadian Halloween looks like. If I was a dick I'd say a lot of people dressed up like Mounties. But I'm not a dick so... Wayne Gretzky?   Quick tip: It's always good to visit a country super ignorant. That way no one is threatened by you. 

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C